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btw, his hair looks like Janet and Micheal Jackson's combined...
I do love it though... what a fun conversation THAT was...
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Metta!
Nick
Did you like the blue foam?
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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" -- Denis Diderot
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Metta!
Nick
Yes. Ditto. And on the hair. What the heck?
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Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" -- Denis Diderot
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Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" -- Denis Diderot
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Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" -- Denis Diderot
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